Major/concentrations: Music? Chinese? Existential crises?
Other activities/hobbies: complaining about being tired, watching awful nature documentaries, pretending to be an opera singer
Likes: rain, sleeping past noon, Rubik’s cubes, quoting RuPaul’s drag race, pretending to be RuPaul
Dislikes: the fact that I’m not RuPaul, sticking q-tips up the nose, bees in syrupy pancakes, trying to open things
I can’t stand breakfast. It’s just constant eggs.
~ Carolyn Martens